Yesterday, I decided while tanning my back (my front is a zillion billion times more tanned than my back, I can lay out in the sun all day and get no sunburn). And yesterday was a pretty cool day, awesome breeze.
Thinking because my front never burns that my LESS TANNED back will also not burn.
MISTAKE NUMBER 2:
It was windy as f. This meaning that the intense heat from the sun will not affect me. Sunscreen? What sunscreen?
MISTAKE NUMBER 3:
Already having tan lines on my butt I decided to hike my bathing suit up to make a partial thong to reduce the intense tan lines.
Yes. It is true. My ass cheeks are now FIRE red. It hurts to walk. To sit. To lay down. To wear pants. And to be alive. It is the worst sunburn I have had in YEAAAARS, and I feel so sun stupid. Derp.
Learn from my mistakes. No one wants a sunburnt butt.