Hello there folks, for those of you who don’t know who I am, I will introduce myself… I am Molly Mercier college student that is great friends with the one and only lovely dovely Kelsey Edwards. (suggestor of my bloggage)
Now me being a single gal, (and not just now, I mean always) folks think I don’t know what the hell I’m talking about when it comes to this topic, but trust a brutha, having a large group of girls with a large group of different personalities, I think I pretty much have heard/seen it all therefore I can tell what to do and what not to do when it comes to gettin’ it in or not.
I also have a few tips for some guys to stop being such douche lords all the time… not trying to stereotype but you guys know; a lot of you are assholes.
First off ladies, you need to change your female brains into the brain of a penis… as weird as that sounds considering penis’ don’t have brains, but if you aren’t retarded you’ll get what I’m saying.
A second thing ladies, if you are single (like myself) I feel like exploring your options is the best thing you could ever do. Don’t tie yourself down until you’ve tasted every colour of the rainbow. When you know what you like, look for it, otherwise stop settling for the first guy who will sleep with you more than once, trust me, you can do A LOT better.
This is also where thinking with your non-existent penis comes in. Stop putting your heart in your vagina… we all know most guys who bang you right away, aren’t in it for the long run so stop being so hurt when they don’t text you back. Try thinking with your boner, and just bang who you want without thinking you’re gunna get married after. 1) its not cute and 2) you’re gunna get hurt. HELLLLLO.
Now boys I think I’ve given you quite a bit of help by trying to whip these ladies into shape, so when I say this keep in mind I’m just trying to help you out, but seriously is there any good ones left out there?!
First off, let’s just say if you’re not into a girl who’s trying to pursue you let her know firsthand. Don’t just ignore her, or bang her cause you know you can if you pretend you like her. And when I say let her know, no matter how annoying she is being, try to be nice about it. If she doesn’t get it after the first time… I give you permission to be a douche, BUT THEN AND ONLY THEN.
DON’T BE A DOUCHE, Christ all mighty…. There is the word “friends” in the term friends with benefits. Get a clue.
OK kids, I hope my words of wisdom have been good to you all, (and hopefully not offended anyone) That was my first try and I hope it was ok..