Tuesday, July 17, 2012

Kelsey's Killing Rampage

So I was going to do another post where the title was all "K"'s.. but my friend pointed out after the last time that it actually short forms to KKK. Sooooo, I am going with the KKR for this post. But to get to the point - I don't know what it is with me right now, but it seems like I am on such a killing rampage. I even LOOK like I am on a killing rampage.

Seriously. Look at that.


Terrifying.

Like, Chatham is a small town right? Well I bet every day you drive you see like 2-5 dead animals on the road (and the same animals never get cleaned up either). Well chances are that 1/5 of those are due to me. Like, come on.

This morning I hit a baby bunny. It did the same thing as the squirrel I hit a couple weeks ago - it jetted out of no where and went under my car and got hit by a back tire. By the time I realized what happened it was already too late. Again.

If you ask me bunnies are a million times cuter than squirrels. But when I hit the bunny I didn't even cry (I waited for a while for the tears to come). But instead, I just screamed out loud "ARE YOU F*CKING SERIOUS, LIFE? LIKE REALLY? AGAIN?" And I stopped at the stop sign, no cars were behind me - and I collected myself and drove away.

And like, this is the same girl who's bunny had babies and the babies got eaten by her dog and who cried for DAYS over the loss of these hairless squirts. I am concerned.

So my question to you is DOES THIS MAKE ME A SERIAL KILLER??????????
No guilt. Same MO. Decent time line. Signs point to yes.


HELP.

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