Thursday, June 21, 2012

That Awkward Moment When.....

Where you are a sitting in some sort of public place, take work for example.
Just minding your own business. Doing your thang.



When all of a sudden you get a whiff of a terrible smell: BODY ODOUR!



After you get over the initial grossness of the smell, panic begins to overcome you. When you realize that the smell is in close enough proximity that it might be YOU emitting the smell. OH. MY. GOD.



And then panic turns to straight up fear, because you still have hours left at work. And if you smell, well, thats embarrassing. But more than that, its gross.



But then your rational and cool self takes over, and tells you that you NEED to check yourself (before you wreck yourself). So you move into some sort of inconspicuous position and take a whiff of your own pits. Maintaing a cool poker face the entire time.



AND THEN PURE ECTASY HITS, BECAUSE IT ISN'T YOU THAT SMELLS!!



Now, you move from your inconspicuous pit-sniffing position to a confident arms-in-the-air position - taunting the world. Like, "YEAH! COME SMELL THESE PITS!"



And then you realize you just wasted a solid 5 minutes and get back to work.


1 comment:

  1. Love this post - so true - plus - I totally had the big Laugh out Loud Moment!

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