"EXCUSE ME BUT IS THIS LAME?
YOU THINK THAT HAVING PINK HAIR AND A LIP RING ISN'T COOL?
WELL IVE GOT NEWS FOR YOU, ITS REALLY COOL!
BACK IN THE DAY YOUR MOM WAS QUITE HIP.
SO TAKE IT BACK!"
and they will be like, yo mom you are sweet and not lame.
In other news, I am really effin old.
And its gross.