Thursday, April 12, 2012

Coolest Mom, Ever.

I can't wait to be a mom (well, I can wait.. for a while), because every single time my kids point out the fact that I am lame and/or not cool I plan to pull out one of my university grad pictures and be like :

"EXCUSE ME BUT IS THIS LAME?
YOU THINK THAT HAVING PINK HAIR AND A LIP RING ISN'T COOL?
WELL IVE GOT NEWS FOR YOU, ITS REALLY COOL!
BACK IN THE DAY YOUR MOM WAS QUITE HIP.
SO TAKE IT BACK!
"

and they will be like, yo mom you are sweet and not lame.


In other news, I am really effin old.

And its gross.

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